On a recent flight, an Arab asked for permission to stick his rear end in my face for a few minutes. I did the same thing you would have done—I said yes. When he was finished, he looked me straight in the eyes and thanked me. I smiled and told him he was welcome. Deep down inside, what I actually wanted to say was something along the lines of “done so fast? Please come again”. Read more…

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Your life is basically the physical version of what’s going on in your head. No amount of outside effort can fix a life that is flooded with broken thoughts on the inside. Check out this list on The Change Blog for 10 fixes for unhealthy thoughts…I wrote it : )

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You want to do big things. You want to make truck loads of money. You want to change the world. But you don’t.

You don’t act like you want to do big things. You certainly don’t make truck loads of money and you haven’t changed your underpants today–let alone change the world. Read more…

There’s something about the self-improvement section at bookstores. Every book promises to make life better in one way or another. After all the pomp and parade, you buy the book only to discover that it took the author 354 pages to say “use your brain”. Read more…

This is a true story.

When I was younger, my brother and I shared a room. Some of my favorite memories happened in that room. We would jist and crack jokes until I fell asleep mid-sentence. We would spy on people that had bathrooms separate from their main houses. And best of all, I got to wake up to the sound of the neighbors’ cock every day. Read more…

Have you ever tried to stop yourself from thinking about somebody and then they’re all you ever seem to think about? Or maybe gone on a diet only to find yourself daydreaming about all the different things you could do to a potato? As you might have discovered, will power alone is usually quite useless in either scenario. Read more…

You don’t want to go to Crackers Comedy Club by yourself on New Year’s Eve. People there kiss at midnight as a way of ushering in the new year. It’s been two years and I still don’t get the point. Read more…

Most people don’t need a job that makes them happy. They just need one that doesn’t make them hate every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday of their lives. Share this post with anyone you know that’s starting to hate life weekdays because of a crappy gig.

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For the very first time yesterday, I sat in my office chair, stopped everything I was doing and asked myself: “what if i fail?” I sat still for a moment…Slightly amused by the irony that I’ve never really given it much thought. What if i fail? What if my shiny dreams fade? What if the nay sayers are right? Read more…

Scintillating coastlines, beautiful women, delicious food, and an incredible night life—that’s the infamous city of Rio de Janeiro. The only problem with Rio, was that I wasn’t going there—my ticket said Sao Paulo and Sao Paulo only. At first I didn’t see anything wrong with going to Sao Paulo, but everyone I know either said that they had never been there or that it was easily the most boring place to visit. Boy, were they wrong! Read more…